I Found the Strangest Things on My Way Here

Remember when you were a kid and you or someone you knew got there hands on the 8-Ball? For those that don't know what that is, allow me to explain. The original 8-ball was round, water-filled ball. It was painted black and looked like an 8-ball from a pool table. There was a flat window that allowed one to look into and see a pyramid-shaped floating object. The idea was you would ask the 8-ball a question about your future, then turn the ball upside down, look to see what site of the floating pyramid came to the top, read the future. It might be something nondescript like "All signs suggest it will be so," or "Not in the near future." This electronic version is called a Magic Hate Ball. All the predictions are caustic and occasionally insulting.