I Found the Strangest Things on My Way Here

We've all received wedding invitations with the subtle information that the couple is listed at WalMart or Sak's Fifth Avenue. But why should we get gifts for the new couple? They will be bringing the belongings of two people together into one household. What could they possibly need? The time to list is several years later when that same couple decides to split. Then one person will get the majority of the goods and the other will try to set up house/apartment with a minimum of supplies. It's at this time that the listing service known as: They Took Everything is needed.