I Found the Strangest Things on My Way Here

Have you ever had one of those days? You know the ones. Your spouse is upset because "your kids" are not doing well in school and some how that's your fault. The kids have been hounding you since 5:30 this morning about the new $300 action figure they want for their birthday. The boss is amazed your still with the company being as you're such a nincompoop.

At times like these wouldn't it be nice to have some words of encouragement? Of course it would. And that's exactly what you get at the Automatic Flatterer web site. Be warned. You will be asked to enter your name in a JavaScript box before things start happening.