I Found the Strangest Things on My Way Here

Imagine if you will, you're touring Australia, running from tourist shop to tourist shop getting all sorts of kangaroo and koala memorabilia. Suddenly the call of nature comes in more clearly your cable TV. Where's the nearest toilet? No problem. Just direct your browser to the National Public Toilet Map for instructions to the nearest facilities. This is a government site, a project of the National Continence Management Strategy. I'm really NOT making this stuff up. Really!