I Found the Strangest Things on My Way Here

Mad TV has the incomparable Ms. Swann. Someone is looking for a criminal, ex boyfriend, doctor or lottery winner and they make the mistake of asking Ms. Swann. She has always seen someone and when asked what they looked like her response is always the same: "He looka like a man." Maybe Ms. Swann just needs a little criminal ID kit like the Morphases Editor. My former boss, Rebecca, told me about this one. Thanks, Rebecca.